[SPOILERS! Beware! Do not read on from this point if you do
not want to know what happens in all of the Twilight books! Seriously. You have
been warned!]
Twilight: Hot albino guy from school pays attention to me...very unsettling. Hot albino guy is actually a vamp and as it turns out, he wants to eat me. Fortunately, he decides to date me instead. He
gets mad when another guy tries to eat me. It’s ok we work it out.
New Moon: Because of the worse B-day party ever (where his entire hot albino vamp family tries to eat me), hot albino vamp guy breaks up with me. I get sad and go
emo. Due to a misunderstanding that causes hot albino vamp guy to think I offed myself, some older, Italian, albino vamp guys want to eat me... but it’s ok we work it out. Hot albino guy
and I are back on! But I worry about my friendship with a hot lycanthrope...
Eclipse: Hot albino vamp guy and hot lycanthrope want me cus I am
so special. Both get mad when some girl wants to eat me. It’s ok we work it out.
Hot albino guy and I decide to take our relationship to the next level: we is engaged.
Breaking Dawn: Wedding Bells and Teen Mom, vampire edition. Oh and don't worry, everything works out.
There you have it folks! The entire Twilight series in just a few sentences. Ah, fun times, fun times.
And FYI...
Upcomig Reviews:
Next Week - Angel Burn (Angel Trilogy Series, Book 1) by L.A. Weatherly
Week After Next - Matched and Crossed (Matched Series Book 1 and Book 2) by Ally Condie
THE LIST!
These Books Will Also Be Reviewed Soon!
Divergent (Book 1)
Insurgent (Book 2)
by Veronica Roth
Delirum (Book 1)
Pandemonium (Book 2)
By Lauren Oliver
Obsidian (Book 1 of Lux Series)
by Jennifer L. Armentrout
HOT Albino vamp guy ahahahahaha!
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