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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Book Chicka Wow Wow: A Bookish Porn Adventure

WARNING!

The following material is rated "Hot Damn!" on the Extreme Readers' Reading Scale of Sexiness.

Seriously the images bellow are for mature and EXTREME readers ONLY!

Last chance to shield your innocent eyes!

Cue Marvin Gaye music!
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Bow Chicka Wow Wow: A Bookish Porn Adventure

What do we have here? Looks like this copy of Daughter of Smoke and Bone (review coming soon!) is feeling lonely. How is it supposed to pass the time while it waits for the release of its sequel, Days of Blood and Starlight, which comes out November 06, 2012?


 Thank goodness this copy of Stardust showed up because it looks like it has some ideas on how to pass the time.  *wink, wink*


Now things are getting wild! Daughter of Smoke and Bone just took off its Book Jacket. Kinky!


This party is about to get bigger.

Delirium wants in on the action too! This two-some just became a three-some! My oh my.


Now its a foursome. Graceling wants to throw-in some moves.


Four-some no more. Obsidian (review coming next week) just joined in on the fun.


Here comes Matched! That makes for six! Six books in the sexy pile!


Looks like The Picture of Dorian Gray couldn't resist the fun.


Angel Burn looks lonely, but the others aren't playing nice with it. So it just sits, watching from the sidelines. No love for poor Angel Burn.


Here come three of the Mortal Instruments siblings...umm...


These three siblings wish to join in...the others don't seem to like the idea ...


Looks like the fun is over though Angel Burn still seems eager to please. Any takers? Anyone?... No? Oh well. Sorry Angel Burn, looks like you're on your own this time.


Well that concludes today's photo session...wait three dudes just walked in...they are dressed in scrubs and they have a jacket for me...it makes me hug myself...where are we going and whats that syringe for?...arrggrggggrrrg
uruuurrrrrrggg
orggoogg ...

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Who reported me to the Institute for Mental Health (seriously, I'm not CRAZY!)?
Where did my parents go wrong (seriously, I'm fine! 100% Normal.)?
What will happen to my books while I'm gone (Seriously, DON'T TOUCH MY BOOKS or I WILL bite you in the Forehead!!!)?

Tune in next Thursday for the exciting conclusion of Book Chicka Wow Wow: A Bookish Porn Adventure.

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